the next big thing

monkey and brain went for a walk one sunny saturday morning. brain decided he didn't like monkey and strangled him with a guitar string. after this he was chased across fourteen states by a relentless fbi agent who had a bad case of pts and liked to spend an excessive amount of time at guy bars and eventually died in a tragic toothbrushing accident.
the moral?
1.like everyone
2.don't trust the fbi
3.never brush your teeth