# 2

well, today was filled with fun and excitement. wanna hear what i did? do ya? DO YA?
i'll tell you what i did.
i sat on the couch and read a book all morning.
and than my female parental unit forced me to clean the bathroom(actually there was very little forcing involved, she just told me to) and that was all.....i'm practically drowning in loads and loads of christmas(sorry, HOLIDAY) break excitement.
ok really i like peace and quiet... really..i'm not lying
anyway todays phrase, i was gonna try to make a limerick but i didn't know what a limerick was so i looked it up in the dictionary and than i found out it was complicated, here's the definition:

lim-er-ick n. a kind of humorous poem in which lines one, two and five rhyme, and line three and four form a rhyme couplet.

it's also a city in ireland.
now that you are all enlightened as to what a limerick actually is, know that i have no idea what a couplet is or for that matter how to make lines three and four form one, now if that is something that makes me unworthy to write in my mother tongue than shoot me....okay maybe i went on a little long about the limericks, my apologies.
and now the actual phrase of the day:
when life throws you oranges make pears.
Jason Wiseman
hey, no one said it had to make sense